i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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