i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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