Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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