don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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