Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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