ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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