Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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