"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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