I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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