She is in my trunk
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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