I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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