You really coming over, don't trick.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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