The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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