you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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