your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
