Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
