I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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