Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
another moral hangover. fuck.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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