No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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