shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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