why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
porn star boner night. come get it.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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