Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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