what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Randomize
