My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she looked like the before picture.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Randomize
