Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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