there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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