i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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