How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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