I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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