Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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