the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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