you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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