I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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