i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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