How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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