I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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