I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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