In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
