no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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