By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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