talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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