i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
There's even glitter on my cock...
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