I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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