Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Randomize
