it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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