I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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