Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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