Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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