what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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