We're like a lot better than the average bears
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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