I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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