WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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