I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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