I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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