your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
All I want is dick and wine.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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