My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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